Italian Honeymoon on a train

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Italian Honeymoon





After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride,
Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his friends.
Giovanni said, 'Hey Luigi, how wasa da treep?'


Luigi said, 'Everyting wasa perfecto except for da train ride
down.'


'Whata you mean, Luigi?' asked Giovanni.


'Well, we boarda da train at Grana Central Station. My beautiful Virginia, she pack a biga basket a food. She broughta da vino, some nice cigars for me, and we were lookina forward to da trip, and open upa da luncha basket.


The conductore come aby, waga his finger at us anda say,
'no eat in disa car. Musta use a dining car.'


So, me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to da dining car, eat a
biga lunch and starta ta open da bottle of a nice a vino!


Conductore walka by again, waga his finger and say,
'No drinka in disa car! Musta use a cluba car.'


So, we go to cluba car.
While a drinkina da vino, I starta to lighta my biga cigar.


The conductore, he waga is finger again and say,
'No a smokin a disa car. Musta go to
a smokin car.'


So, we go to a smokin car and I smokea my biga cigar.


Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to a sleeper car anda we go to bed.


We just about to go boom bada boom bada and the conductore, he walka through da hallway shouting at a top of his a voice...
'Nofolka Virginia ! Nofolka Virginia!'




'Nexta time, I'ma just gonna taka da bus!'

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[vintner Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close vintner]

Good, very good, but wondering if I can even pass it on at work. Hmmm. Maybe better not.

[Kay H Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Kay H]

Good one, Frank. Accent and all