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During a test I was administering, I noticed that one of my married students, who was quite pregnant, kept rubbing her side.
Before she left, I asked her, "Are you okay?" I noticed you were holding onto your side."
"Oh, I'm fine," she answered. "It's just that my baby was pushing his foot up and down my ribs, and it hurt a little."
"Well, that's good," I said, feeling genuinely relieved.
"Yeah," she continued. "It's strange. He normally sleeps during your class."
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My wife and I were dining out with our children one evening.
Our four-year-old son caught the eye of a woman at the next table who smiled at him, and he smiled back.
When she got up to leave, we encouraged Joe to say goodbye.
She leaned over and said, with a smile, "Good night, young man."
Joe looked up at her, with an equally big smile, and said, "Good night, old lady."
A handsome advertising executive attended a party given by a female colleague and left with an extremely attractive guest.
In the office the next morning, he thanked the hostess and explained that he really liked her friend.
"Oh, she's not really a friend of mine," the girl responded. "Just an acquaintance."
"Well, in that case," the man chuckled, "I'm happy to have made your acquaintance."
Before she left, I asked her, "Are you okay?" I noticed you were holding onto your side."
"Oh, I'm fine," she answered. "It's just that my baby was pushing his foot up and down my ribs, and it hurt a little."
"Well, that's good," I said, feeling genuinely relieved.
"Yeah," she continued. "It's strange. He normally sleeps during your class."
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My wife and I were dining out with our children one evening.
Our four-year-old son caught the eye of a woman at the next table who smiled at him, and he smiled back.
When she got up to leave, we encouraged Joe to say goodbye.
She leaned over and said, with a smile, "Good night, young man."
Joe looked up at her, with an equally big smile, and said, "Good night, old lady."
A handsome advertising executive attended a party given by a female colleague and left with an extremely attractive guest.
In the office the next morning, he thanked the hostess and explained that he really liked her friend.
"Oh, she's not really a friend of mine," the girl responded. "Just an acquaintance."
"Well, in that case," the man chuckled, "I'm happy to have made your acquaintance."