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    Two women were playing golf. One tees off and watched in horror as her
    ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The
    ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands at his groin,
    fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

    The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
    "Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could
    relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him.

    "Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man
    replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still
    clasping his hands together at his groin.

    At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently
    took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and
    put her hands inside. She administered massage for
    several long moments and asked, "How does that feel?"

    He replied: "It feels great, but I still think my thumb is broken."
    RCI Member Since 24-Aug-1989/150-plus Exchanges***THE TIMESHARE GRIM REAPER~~~Exchanging/Searching/SW Florida/MO/AR/IA/Consumer Advocacy/Estate Planning/Sports/Boating/Fishing/Golf/Lake-living/Retirement****Sometimes ya just gotta be a dick

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    That was good, ontill the last line I was feeling his pain

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