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An elderly couple was having dinner in their country club's dining room, when the man said, "I can't believe our 50th anniversary is tomorrow. But I've got to know, have you ever been unfaithful to me?"
"Yes, I'm afraid I have, but only 3 times." said his wife.
"Do you remember the time, you lost your job and our house was in danger of being repossessed? Do you recall I said I'd go to the bank and talk with the bank president? And after that visit, they gave us an extension?"
The man said, "Well, how could I be mad about that, you saved our house."
The woman continued, "And do you remember the time you were very sick and the doctor couldn't see you to perform surgery? And I said let me go speak to the doctor. And after that the doctor cleared his schedule, performed your surgery and refused to be paid?"
The man said, "You saved my life, how could I be angry?"
"And do you remember the time you were running for club president and only needed 72 more votes?"
"Yes, I'm afraid I have, but only 3 times." said his wife.
"Do you remember the time, you lost your job and our house was in danger of being repossessed? Do you recall I said I'd go to the bank and talk with the bank president? And after that visit, they gave us an extension?"
The man said, "Well, how could I be mad about that, you saved our house."
The woman continued, "And do you remember the time you were very sick and the doctor couldn't see you to perform surgery? And I said let me go speak to the doctor. And after that the doctor cleared his schedule, performed your surgery and refused to be paid?"
The man said, "You saved my life, how could I be angry?"
"And do you remember the time you were running for club president and only needed 72 more votes?"
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