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Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt
'If you do not mind me saying,' said the second, 'that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?'
'I regret I cannot,' lamented the first terrorist. 'It is permanently stuck in my butt.'
'I do not understand,'said the other.
The first terrorist says, 'I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out.
He said, 'I am Uncle Sam, the Genie . I can grant you one wish.'...............
and I said, No shit?
'If you do not mind me saying,' said the second, 'that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?'
'I regret I cannot,' lamented the first terrorist. 'It is permanently stuck in my butt.'
'I do not understand,'said the other.
The first terrorist says, 'I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out.
He said, 'I am Uncle Sam, the Genie . I can grant you one wish.'...............
and I said, No shit?