Confucius Say's

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Confucius Says:
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Virginity like
bubble, one prick, all gone.
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Man who run in
front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind
car get exhausted.
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Man with hole in
pocket feel cocky all day.
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Foolish man give
wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright
organ.
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Man who walk
through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok .
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Man with one
chopstick go hungry..
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Man who scratch ass
should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many
prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong:
man with four balls cannot walk.
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Panties not
best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
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War does not
determine who is right, war
determine who is left.
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Wife who put
husband in doghouse soon find him in
cathouse.
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Man who fight with
wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails
to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like
hell, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on
toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in
glass house should change clothes in
basement.
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Man who fish in
other man's well often catch crabs.
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Man who fart in
church sit in own pew.
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Crowded elevator
smell different to midget.
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Woman who have red hair have red hair by crackie.
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Woman who fly airplane upside down have crack-up.

[Kay H Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Kay H]

This is so funny.

[bigfrank Administrator Find all posts View Profile Close bigfrank]

I all ways loved these but I got a few more to add sorry about the way I say it but I have to add this in

Confucius say

He who go to bed with itchy ass wake up with smelly finger.

Confucius say

Soggy rice does not taste nice


Confucius say

Ed Norton no sing Swamy river

ConFucius say

He who go to sleep dreaming of water wake up with wet bed

ConFucius say

He who go to sleep with woman on mind wake up with headach.

[katiemack Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close katiemack]

I needed a laugh. Thanks. Really funny stuff!

[Beaglemom3 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Beaglemom3]

Confucius say " Cow who got divorce got bum steer".


There are others, but this is the family channel.................

[bigfrank Administrator Find all posts View Profile Close bigfrank]

Confucius say " Cow who got divorce got bum steer".


There are others, but this is the family channel.................

Please keep them coming the nasty ones are my favorites.

[Beaglemom3 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Beaglemom3]

Please keep them coming the nasty ones are my favorites.

Wouldn't we have to move those into the steam room ?

[bigfrank Administrator Find all posts View Profile Close bigfrank]

Wouldn't we have to move those into the steam room ?

If they are that bad, Start a new thread there