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On the sixth day, God turned to the Archangel Gabriel and said, ?Today, I am going to create a land called Iowa. It will be a land of outstanding beauty. It shall have majestic landscapes of rolling green, hawks, forests and rich farmland.
?I shall make the land rich in resources so as to make the inhabitants prosper. I shall call these inhabitants <http://www.hawkmania.com/>Hawkeyes, and they shall be known as a most friendly people.?
Gabriel said, ?But Lord, don?t you think you are being too generous to these Iowans??
?Not really,? replied God, ?just wait and see the winters I am going to give them.?
?I shall make the land rich in resources so as to make the inhabitants prosper. I shall call these inhabitants <http://www.hawkmania.com/>Hawkeyes, and they shall be known as a most friendly people.?
Gabriel said, ?But Lord, don?t you think you are being too generous to these Iowans??
?Not really,? replied God, ?just wait and see the winters I am going to give them.?