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"sex Frogs"
"SEX FROGS"
> A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an
>> 'exotic' pet As she looks about the store, she notices a box FULL of
>> live frogs. The sign says:
>> 'SEX FROGS' Only $20 each! Comes with 'complete' instructions.
>> The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's
>> watching her. She whispers softly to the man behind the counter,
>> 'I'll
>> TAKE one!'
>> As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her,
>> 'Just follow the instructions!
>> The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her
>> way home.
>> As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she
>> opens the instructions and reads them very carefully . She does
>> EXACTLY
>> what is specified:
>> 1. Take a shower.
>> 2. Splash on some nice perfume.
>> 3. Sli p into a very sexy nightie.
>> 4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you,
>> and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do.
>> She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her
>> surprise . . . NOTHING happens! The blonde is very disappointed and
>> quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and
>> notices at
>> the bottom of the paper it says, 'If you have any problems or
>> questions
>> . please call the pet store.'
>> So, she calls the pet store. The man says, 'I'll be
>> right over.' Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The
>> blonde
>> welcomes him in and says, 'See, I've done everything according to the
>> instructions. The damn frog just SITS there!'
>> The man . . . looking very concerned, picks up the frog,
>> stares 'directly into its eyes' and STERNLY says: 'LI STEN TO ME!!
>> I'm only going to show you how to do this ONE ... MORE ... TIME!!!'
> A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an
>> 'exotic' pet As she looks about the store, she notices a box FULL of
>> live frogs. The sign says:
>> 'SEX FROGS' Only $20 each! Comes with 'complete' instructions.
>> The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's
>> watching her. She whispers softly to the man behind the counter,
>> 'I'll
>> TAKE one!'
>> As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her,
>> 'Just follow the instructions!
>> The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her
>> way home.
>> As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she
>> opens the instructions and reads them very carefully . She does
>> EXACTLY
>> what is specified:
>> 1. Take a shower.
>> 2. Splash on some nice perfume.
>> 3. Sli p into a very sexy nightie.
>> 4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you,
>> and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do.
>> She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her
>> surprise . . . NOTHING happens! The blonde is very disappointed and
>> quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and
>> notices at
>> the bottom of the paper it says, 'If you have any problems or
>> questions
>> . please call the pet store.'
>> So, she calls the pet store. The man says, 'I'll be
>> right over.' Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The
>> blonde
>> welcomes him in and says, 'See, I've done everything according to the
>> instructions. The damn frog just SITS there!'
>> The man . . . looking very concerned, picks up the frog,
>> stares 'directly into its eyes' and STERNLY says: 'LI STEN TO ME!!
>> I'm only going to show you how to do this ONE ... MORE ... TIME!!!'
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