An Israeli doctor says: "Medicine in my country is so advanced
> that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have
> him looking for work in 6 weeks."
> A German doctor says: "That is nothing; we can take a lung out
> of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 4
> weeks.
> A Russian doctor says: "In my country, medicine is so advanced
> that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another,
> and have them both looking for work in 2 weeks."
> The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says:
> "You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brain out of
> Texas, put him in the White House for Eight years, and now half the
> country is looking for work."
> that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have
> him looking for work in 6 weeks."
> A German doctor says: "That is nothing; we can take a lung out
> of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 4
> weeks.
> A Russian doctor says: "In my country, medicine is so advanced
> that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another,
> and have them both looking for work in 2 weeks."
> The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says:
> "You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brain out of
> Texas, put him in the White House for Eight years, and now half the
> country is looking for work."
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