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A blonde city girl marries a Colorado rancher.
One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy,
"The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I
drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow's stall in the barn. You
show him
where the cow is when he gets here, OK?"
The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial
insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him down
to the barn.
They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells
him, "This is the one right here."
The man, assuming he is dealing with an airhead blonde, asks, "Tell me
lady, 'cause I'm dying to know; how would YOU know this is the cow to be
bred?"
"That's simple. By the nail over its stall," Amy explains very
confidently.
Laughing rudely at her, the man says, "And what, pray tell, is the nail
for?"
The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder, "I guess
it's to hang your pants on."
("Chalk up one for the Blonde!" ... It's nice to see a blonde winning once
once in awhile.)
One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy,
"The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I
drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow's stall in the barn. You
show him
where the cow is when he gets here, OK?"
The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial
insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him down
to the barn.
They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells
him, "This is the one right here."
The man, assuming he is dealing with an airhead blonde, asks, "Tell me
lady, 'cause I'm dying to know; how would YOU know this is the cow to be
bred?"
"That's simple. By the nail over its stall," Amy explains very
confidently.
Laughing rudely at her, the man says, "And what, pray tell, is the nail
for?"
The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder, "I guess
it's to hang your pants on."
("Chalk up one for the Blonde!" ... It's nice to see a blonde winning once
once in awhile.)
Worth passing around!!
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