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A redneck family from the hills was visiting the
city and they were in a mall for the first time in
their lives. The father and son were strolling around
while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost
everything they saw, but especially by two shiny,
silver walls that could move apart and then slide back
together again. The boy asked, "Paw, what's at?"
The father (never having seen an elevator)
responded, "Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen nuttin’
like that in my entire life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with
amazement, an overweight, elderly lady in a wheel chair rolled up
to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls
opened and the lady rolled between them into a small
room. The walls closed and the boy and his father
watched the small circular number above the walls
light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last
number and then the numbers began to light in the
reverse order. Then the walls opened up again and a
gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blonde woman stepped
out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young
woman, said quietly to his son,
"Boy..................go git cha Momma...............
city and they were in a mall for the first time in
their lives. The father and son were strolling around
while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost
everything they saw, but especially by two shiny,
silver walls that could move apart and then slide back
together again. The boy asked, "Paw, what's at?"
The father (never having seen an elevator)
responded, "Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen nuttin’
like that in my entire life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with
amazement, an overweight, elderly lady in a wheel chair rolled up
to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls
opened and the lady rolled between them into a small
room. The walls closed and the boy and his father
watched the small circular number above the walls
light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last
number and then the numbers began to light in the
reverse order. Then the walls opened up again and a
gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blonde woman stepped
out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young
woman, said quietly to his son,
"Boy..................go git cha Momma...............