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The Italian Virgin Bride
An old world Italian mother is making the sauce as her virgin daughter is in the bedroom with her new husband. The husband takes off his shirt and exposes the hair on his chest. The young bride is frightened and runs downstairs to Momma and exclaims, “Momma he has hair on his chest!” Momma replies “All a men have hair a on their chest, I’m a stirring the sauce honey, go take a care of u husband” The bride back goes upstairs.
The husband removes his pants and reveals the hair on his legs. The young bride is again frightened and runs downstairs to Momma and exclaims, “Momma he has hair on his legs!” Momma replies “All a men have hair a on their legs, I’m a stirring the sauce honey, go take a care of u husband” The bride back goes upstairs.
The husband removes his socks and the wife sees that his left foot is only half a foot. The young bride is once again frightened and runs downstairs to Momma and exclaims, “Momma, Momma he only has a foot and a half!” Momma replies “You stir the sauce honey, I go take care of u husband”