A woman came home, screeching her car into the
driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the
door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack
your bags. I won the damn lottery!"
The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack,
beach stuff or mountain stuff?"
"Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get the hell
out."
driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the
door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack
your bags. I won the damn lottery!"
The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack,
beach stuff or mountain stuff?"
"Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get the hell
out."