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The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:??? Get their parents
To tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids
Came back and 1 by 1 began to tell their stories.
"Johnny, do you have a story to share?"??? "Yes ma'am. My daddy told a
Story about my Aunt Lucy. She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane
Got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a
Flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on
The way down so it wouldn't break and then her parachute landed right in
The middle of twenty enemy troops. She shot fifteen of them with the gun
Until she ran out of bullets, killed
Four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the
Last Iraqi with her bare hands."
"Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral did your
Daddy tell you from this horrible story?"
"Stay the &%#@ away from Aunt Lucy when she's drinking."
To tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids
Came back and 1 by 1 began to tell their stories.
"Johnny, do you have a story to share?"??? "Yes ma'am. My daddy told a
Story about my Aunt Lucy. She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane
Got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a
Flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on
The way down so it wouldn't break and then her parachute landed right in
The middle of twenty enemy troops. She shot fifteen of them with the gun
Until she ran out of bullets, killed
Four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the
Last Iraqi with her bare hands."
"Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral did your
Daddy tell you from this horrible story?"
"Stay the &%#@ away from Aunt Lucy when she's drinking."
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