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  • The Wish ....

    ANIVERSARY CELEBRATION

    A married couple, in their early 60's, was celebrating their 44th wedding anniversary at a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny beautiful Fairy appeared on their table.



    She said: "For being such an exemplary married couple and especially at this time, I will grant you each a wish."

    "Oh", said the wife, "I want to travel around the world with my darling husband".


    The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner and $50,000 appeared in her hands.



    Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a minute and said:



    "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. So I'm going with my mind and not my Heart. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."


    The wife and the Fairy were shocked and disappointed. But a wish is a wish. So, the Fairy waved her magic wand and - Poof! - the husband became 92 years old.

    The Moral of the Story:


    Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember; Fairies are Female.
    Perpetual Motion ~ Going Nowhere Fast!!

  • #2
    LOL ! Thanks, you made my day !

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    • #3
      Not so funny, from a guys point of view, lol.
      In Vino Veritas

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      • #4
        That's okay Joe, it's funny enough to women to equal that out! LOL
        Marla

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        • #5
          Reminded me of the old Peter Cook-Dudley Moore flick Bedazzled. The movie strings together a series of similar twists, as Dudley Moore's character keeps making wishes as part of a pact with the Devil, but the wishes are never fulfilled exactly as Moore's character envisions.

          Great flick, BTW. Goes back to my college days.
          “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

          “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

          “You shouldn't wear that body.”

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          • #6
            That was a good one, Steve!
            Marla

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            • #7
              Originally posted by In the Pink View Post
              That was a good one, Steve!
              And, in one of the best casting decisions ever made, Raquel Welch played "Lust"!!!
              “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

              “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

              “You shouldn't wear that body.”

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