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  • Old Ladies

    Sitting on the side of the road waiting to

    catch speeding drivers, a

    state trooper sees a car puttering along at 22 mph.

    He thinks to himself,

    'This driver is as dangerous as a speeder!' So he

    turns on his lights

    and pulls the driver over.



    Approaching the car, he notices that there are

    five elderly ladies - two

    in the front seat and three in the back, wide-eyed

    and white as ghosts. The

    driver, obviously confused, says to him,

    'Officer, I don't understand. I

    was going the exact speed limit. What seems to be

    the problem?'



    The trooper, trying to contain a chuckle, explains

    to her that 22 was the

    route number, not the speed limit.



    A bit embarrassed, the woman grins and thanks

    the officer for pointing

    out her error.



    'But before you go, Ma'am, I have to ask, is

    everyone in this car OK?

    These women seem awfully shaken.'



    'Oh, they'll be all right in a minute, officer. We

    just got off Route 127.

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    Perpetual Motion ~ Going Nowhere Fast!!

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