Child's view of wedding

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Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"
The mother replied, "Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."
The child thought about it for a minute and then said, "So why is the groom wearing black?"

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On the way to Sunday school

A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Sunday school. As she ran she prayed, Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!"
While she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress. She got up, brushed herself off, and started running again. As she ran she once again began to pray, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late...but please don't shove me either!"

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Bragging rights

Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, and he gets paid $50 for it."

The second boy says, "That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, calls it a song, and gets paid $100 for it".

The third boy says, "I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, calls it a sermon, and it takes 8 people to collects all his money."

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The last word

An elderly woman died. Having never been married, she requested no male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, "They wouldn't take me out while I was alive, I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead."

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Good answer

A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?" He answered "Call for backup."

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A Sunday school teacher asked her class why Mary and Joseph took Jesus with them to Jerusalem. A small child replied, :They couldn't get a babysitter."

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More Sunday school stuff

Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong preaching on the devil. One said to the other,, "What do you think about this Satan stuff?"

The other boy replied, "Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out. It's probably just your Dad."