Tax inspector

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At the end of the tax year the Tax Office sent an inspector
to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the
books he turned to the Rabbi and said, "I notice you buy a
lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?"
"Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send
them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they
send us a free box of candles."

"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his
unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in
his obnoxious way: "What about all these matzo purchases?
What do you do with the crumbs?"
"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector
was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We
collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and
every now and then they send a free box of matzo balls."

"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he
could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi," he went
on, "what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from
the circumcisions you perform?"
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we
do is save up all the foreskins and send them to the Tax
Office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick."

[KathyJed Member Find all posts View Profile Close KathyJed]

Funny, funny!!!!!