Always the same question...my final answer is

[Jestjoan Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Jestjoan]

I've often been asked, "What do you older people do now that you're
retired?"

Well, I have a friend who has a chemistry background and one of the things
we enjoy most is turning beer, bourbon, scotch, gin, vodka, and wine into
urine.

And, by golly, we're pretty damn good at it!!

[TravelBug Member Find all posts View Profile Close TravelBug]

I must send this to one of my team members who's retiring next month...I'm sure he'll get a lot of these types of questions & now he'll have a ready answer!

[Jestjoan Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Jestjoan]

Good, glad you liked it and will pass it on to a new retiree. I thought it was pretty funny when I got it in an email.

DB-I-L sent DH a very good bottle of Scotch with a straw attached to it for his retirement present! It was sent from a store called The Attitude Adjustment Shoppe.......

[jjw Member Find all posts View Profile Close jjw]

That's good.

[nicklinneh Member Find all posts View Profile Close nicklinneh]

related joke

joan, here's a good joke.
Angus was lying on his deathbed, his close friend at his side.
He asked him, "Would you do me a last favor? After I'm laid to rest, would you take that bottle of fine old Scotch whisky in the cabinet and pour it all over my grave?"
His friend said, "Surely I'll be happy to do that for you, Angus. Do you mind if I pass it through my kidneys first?"

[Jestjoan Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Jestjoan]

Good one, Ken. (I want to call you Nick for some reason.)

[In the Pink Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close In the Pink]

That's a good one, Joan