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A man walks into a bar and sits down. He orders a drink and proceeds to take a small piano out of his pocket. Then a 10 inch pianist jumps out of his pocket. The little man goes over to the piano and starts playing.
The bartender is just amazed and asked where in the world he got them. He tells the bartender about his Jeanie. He pulls out an old dirty bottle and says a Jeanie is inside and will grant one wish.
The bartender rubs the bottle and out pops a Jeanie and says she will grant the bartender one wish. The bartender looks at the Jeanie and exclaims “I want a million bucks.”
A few moments go by and all the sudden a million ducks com flying into the bar.
The bartender looks at the patron who brought the Jeanie and says “What the hell?”
The patron looks at him, laughs and says… “Damn man did you think I really asked for a 10 inch pianist”
The bartender is just amazed and asked where in the world he got them. He tells the bartender about his Jeanie. He pulls out an old dirty bottle and says a Jeanie is inside and will grant one wish.
The bartender rubs the bottle and out pops a Jeanie and says she will grant the bartender one wish. The bartender looks at the Jeanie and exclaims “I want a million bucks.”
A few moments go by and all the sudden a million ducks com flying into the bar.
The bartender looks at the patron who brought the Jeanie and says “What the hell?”
The patron looks at him, laughs and says… “Damn man did you think I really asked for a 10 inch pianist”
Very cute.
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