Is this funny?

[Fern Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Fern]

Jerry and I are having a disagreement. I love groaners, he hates them. You tell ME. Is this funny?

Ham, eggs, and toast walk into a diner. The waitress looks up and says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast."

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[1950bing Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close 1950bing]

No

[Glitter Brunello Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close Glitter Brunello]

I never thought I'd say this, but I'm with bing

[bigfrank Administrator Find all posts View Profile Close bigfrank]

I think it is cute not peeing in my pants funny but cute enough to tell it to my nephew.

[jackio Gold Contributor Find all posts View Profile Close jackio]

I agree with Frank. Cute, a 3/4 smile but not a laugh

[Jestjoan Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Jestjoan]

Cute. I'm going to post it on my cousin's grandson's Caring Bridge site.

[vintner Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close vintner]

Very similar in punnyness to:
A string walks into a bar and ask the waiter for a beer. The waiter says, "I am sorry but we can't serve strings here."The string goes home, ties himself in a knot, and messes up his hair. He goes back to the bar about an hour later, sits down and says, "Waiter, give me a beer." The waiter says,"Hey aren't you the string who came in here earlier."The string replies, "No, I'm a fraid knot."

[T. R. Oglodyte Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close T. R. Oglodyte]

A related - and supposedly true - story that I think is hysterical:

Vic Power was a major league baseball player in the 1950s and early 1960s. Though Power was Puerto Rican, he was very dark-skinned and regarded as a black ballplayer through his career.

During his time in the minor leagues in the Jim Crow south, he and some teammates went into a restaurant to eat. The waitress looked at him and said, "Sorry. We don't serve #$%^$$### here."

Power looked at the waitress and replied, "That's not a problem. We don't plan to order any."

[Kay H Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Kay H]

Fern,
Sorry but the 2 other jokes drew a bigger grin.

None were exactly laugh out loud funny.

[vintner Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close vintner]

A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.
The bartender promptly serves up a beer.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
"For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"

[T. R. Oglodyte Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close T. R. Oglodyte]

A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.
The bartender promptly serves up a beer.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
"For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"

Two atoms walk out of a bar. As they reach the exit one of the atoms stops short, turns to the other atom, and says, "Oh dear, I've left my electrons back in the bar." "Are you sure?" "I'm positive."

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A corn stalk walks into a bar. The bartenders says, "Wanna hear a joke." The corn stalk replies, "I'm all ears."

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra …

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Rene Descartes walks into a bar and asks for a scotch. The bartender asks, "Would you like that on the rocks?" Descartes replies "I think not," and promptly vanishes.

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A five-dollar bill walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says "We don't serve your type. This is a singles bar. "

[Chap7 Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close Chap7]

A priest, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar and the bartender says, "what is this a joke?"

[jackio Gold Contributor Find all posts View Profile Close jackio]

[QUOTE=T. R. Oglodyte;252934]****

A dyslexic man walks into a bra …

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Rene Descartes walks into a bar and asks for a scotch. The bartender asks, "Would you like that on the rocks?" Descartes replies "I think not," and promptly vanishes.

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The first one made me laugh out loud.
The second, once I thought about it, drew a chuckle too.

[vintner Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close vintner]

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Rene Descartes walks into a bar and asks for a scotch. The bartender asks, "Would you like that on the rocks?" Descartes replies "I think not," and promptly vanishes.

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I had to wikipedia Rene to find out who and what before I could get the joke. I guess I am getting smarter (almost) everytime I read this forum.