Is this funny?

[bigfrank Administrator Find all posts View Profile Close bigfrank]

A musician goes to a bar in NY and says I left my Harp in San Francisco.

[Fern Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Fern]

These are all funny to me. And generally clean enough to tell a child.

Fern

[Elan Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Elan]

A guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender says, "Can I help you?" The duck says, "Yeah, you can get this guy off my butt!"

[Elan Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Elan]

An amnesiac comes into a bar. He asks, "Do I come here often?"

[PigsDad Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close PigsDad]

A couple more "groaners":

A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!"

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender asks, "What's with the long face?"

[lawren2 Malibu Beach Barbie & A Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close lawren2]

Three engineers walk into a bar. You'd think the third one would have ducked.

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[jericap Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close jericap]

I chuckled at everyone of them...

[In the Pink Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close In the Pink]

Well I'm not easily amused and I LOL'd.

[1950bing Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close 1950bing]

Know why cannables don't eat clowns ???











They taste funny !

[Joe L Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Joe L]

Why don't elephants ride bikes?

Because they have no thumbs to ring the bell.

[Bill4728 Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close Bill4728]

Three engineers walk into a bar. You'd think the third one would have ducked.

Very Funny!! ROF

[garyd210 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close garyd210]

Wife says I'm full of whit!

Fern,
The joke teller needs to play to the joke receiver. When you stop someone to tell them a joke and they're in a rush to be somewhere, the long joke would not be appreciated. I had an experience in court years ago that I witnessed where there was an unfortunate delay of several minutes between witnesses. The judge had a wonderful tale to keep everyone in their places until the witness came running into the courtroom. You need quick jokes for quick moments, whitty and clever jokes for the more sofisticated joke recepients(kind of like here), clean jokes for the kids, dirty jokes when appropriate. Gary

[bigrick Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close bigrick]

I always liked this one but my wife still doesn't get it.


These two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, "So what'll it be?"

The first string says, "I think I'll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLkjk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu"

"Please excuse my friend." the second string says, "He isn't null-terminated."

[gophish Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close gophish]

I like them all, don't know what that says about me, but hey, life is short, laugh whenever you can..