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  • A woman visited a psychic

    A woman visited a psychic in the local village. In a dark and gloomy room, gazing at the Tarot cards laid out before her, the Tarot reader delivered the bad news; "There is no easy way to say this so I'll just be blunt, prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

    Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the psychic's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the Tarot reader's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked: "Will I get away with it?

    Sandcrab
    Sandcrab

    I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him. --Mark Twain

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    I've often wondered - Why do you have to make an appointment to see a psychic?

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Keitht
      I've often wondered - Why do you have to make an appointment to see a psychic?
      Or what's the point of a psychic hotline. If Cleo were psychic, wouldn't she call you?
      “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

      “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

      “You shouldn't wear that body.”

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