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    A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

    For example the study found that: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

    However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with a spear lodged in his chest and tape over his mouth while he is on fire.

    No further studies are expected.



    I believe they tried doing a study on women going through "The Change," but none of the researchers lived to tell about it.

  • #2
    Love it.
    Kay H

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    • #3
      Sounds reasonable to me...

      Fern
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      • #4
        I've previously expressed my opinion about this study.
        “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

        “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

        “You shouldn't wear that body.”

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        • #5
          Some things are just so good they bear repeating over and over.
          Kathy

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          • #6
            Another question to ponder

            As one who is constantly asking, "Is it hot in here," I LOVED this:



            Best Menopause Question Ever

            Q:
            How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light
            bulb?

            Woman's Answer:
            One!

            ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this
            house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out..

            And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!

            AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE!

            AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

            I'm sorry. What was the question?

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            • #7
              Omigosh!!!

              Thank you, Bevvy5... (wiping the tears of laughter from my face)

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