Mergers

[Beaglemom3 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Beaglemom3]

For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in 2008:

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) PolygramRecords, Warner Bros.., and ZestaCrackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood.

4. ZippoManufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa ....

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the Nationa l Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!

And finally....

9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:
TittyTittyBangBang

OH, YOU KNOW YOU ARE GOING TO FORWARD THIS ONE

[vintner Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close vintner]

OH, YOU KNOW YOU ARE GOING TO FORWARD THIS ONE

Forward I did

[Beaglemom3 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Beaglemom3]

Oh, remember this oldy but moldy ?

The Stop & Shop and A&P are merging: New name: The Stop & P .

[katiemack Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close katiemack]

Thanks, I need to have a good laugh, and this was great!

Oh, remember this oldy but moldy ?

The Stop & Shop and A&P are merging: New name: The Stop & P .

There was a tour we took in Mexico off a cruise ship, and the first shop they took us to was named something like this, I swear!