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Three women , 2 younger and 1 senior citizen were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. "That was my pager.", she said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm".
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The 2nd young woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she exclaimed, "that was my mobile phone". " I have a microchip in my hand".
The older woman felt very low-tech. Not to be out done she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.
She returned with a piece of toilet paper trailing from her rear end. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her. The older woman smiled and said, "Well, will you look at that". "I'm getting a fax"!
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The 2nd young woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she exclaimed, "that was my mobile phone". " I have a microchip in my hand".
The older woman felt very low-tech. Not to be out done she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.
She returned with a piece of toilet paper trailing from her rear end. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her. The older woman smiled and said, "Well, will you look at that". "I'm getting a fax"!
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