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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to
make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day I went into town and went into a
shop. I WAS only in there for about 5 minutes. When i came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and I said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a dumb-ass.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a spongehead.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age
make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day I went into town and went into a
shop. I WAS only in there for about 5 minutes. When i came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and I said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a dumb-ass.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a spongehead.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age
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