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It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it
becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as
when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some
are oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman.
My name is Tom. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my
wife, Bernie. When I retired a few years ago, it became necessary for Bernie
to get a full-time job along with her part-time job, both for extra income
and for the health benefits that we needed. Shortly after she started
working, I noticed she was beginning to show her age. I usually get home from the golf club about the same time she gets home from work.
Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says she has
to rest for half an hour or so before she starts dinner. I don't yell at
her. Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she gets
dinner on the table. I generally have lunch in the Men's Grill at the
club so eating out is not reasonable, but I'm ready for some home-cooked grub when I hit that door.
She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating. But now
it's not unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after dinner.
I do what I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each evening
that they won't clean themselves. I know she really appreciates this, as
it does seem to motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed.
Another symptom of aging is complaining. For example she will
say that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills during her
lunch hour. But, boys, we take'em for better or worse don't we, so I
just smile and offer encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two or
even three. That way she won't have to rush so much. I also remind her that
missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any (if you know
what I mean). I like to think tact is one of my strong points.
When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest
periods. She had to take a break when she was only half-finished mowing the yard. I try not to make a scene. I'm a fair man. I tell her to fix herself a
nice, big, cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while.
And, as long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make one for
me too.
I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support
Bernie. I'm not saying that showing this much consideration is easy. Many men will find it difficult. Some will find it impossible! Nobody knows better
than I do how frustrating women get as they get older. However, guys, even if you just use a little more tact and less criticism of your aging wife
because of this article, I will consider that writing it was well worthwhile.
After all, we are put on this earth to help each other.
Signed,
Tom
EDITOR'S NOTE:
Tom died suddenly on February 8 of a perforated rectum. The police
report says he was found with a Calloway extra-long 50-inch Big Bertha
Driver II golf club jammed up his rear end, with barely 5 inches of grip
showing, and a sledge hammer lying nearby. His wife, Bernie, was
arrested and charged with murder. The all-woman jury took just 10 minutes to find her Not Guilty, accepting her defense that Tom, somehow without looking, accidentally sat on his golf club.
becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as
when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some
are oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman.
My name is Tom. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my
wife, Bernie. When I retired a few years ago, it became necessary for Bernie
to get a full-time job along with her part-time job, both for extra income
and for the health benefits that we needed. Shortly after she started
working, I noticed she was beginning to show her age. I usually get home from the golf club about the same time she gets home from work.
Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says she has
to rest for half an hour or so before she starts dinner. I don't yell at
her. Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she gets
dinner on the table. I generally have lunch in the Men's Grill at the
club so eating out is not reasonable, but I'm ready for some home-cooked grub when I hit that door.
She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating. But now
it's not unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after dinner.
I do what I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each evening
that they won't clean themselves. I know she really appreciates this, as
it does seem to motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed.
Another symptom of aging is complaining. For example she will
say that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills during her
lunch hour. But, boys, we take'em for better or worse don't we, so I
just smile and offer encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two or
even three. That way she won't have to rush so much. I also remind her that
missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any (if you know
what I mean). I like to think tact is one of my strong points.
When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest
periods. She had to take a break when she was only half-finished mowing the yard. I try not to make a scene. I'm a fair man. I tell her to fix herself a
nice, big, cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while.
And, as long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make one for
me too.
I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support
Bernie. I'm not saying that showing this much consideration is easy. Many men will find it difficult. Some will find it impossible! Nobody knows better
than I do how frustrating women get as they get older. However, guys, even if you just use a little more tact and less criticism of your aging wife
because of this article, I will consider that writing it was well worthwhile.
After all, we are put on this earth to help each other.
Signed,
Tom
EDITOR'S NOTE:
Tom died suddenly on February 8 of a perforated rectum. The police
report says he was found with a Calloway extra-long 50-inch Big Bertha
Driver II golf club jammed up his rear end, with barely 5 inches of grip
showing, and a sledge hammer lying nearby. His wife, Bernie, was
arrested and charged with murder. The all-woman jury took just 10 minutes to find her Not Guilty, accepting her defense that Tom, somehow without looking, accidentally sat on his golf club.
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