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A Cow's Tail
A Cow's Tail Thanks to Shasggy for sending it
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion,
Multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron
Wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to
You?'
'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my
Wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our
Golf balls into a field of cattle.
We went to look for them and while I was looking
Around I noticed one of the cows had something white
At its rear end.'
'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough,
There was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it -
Stuck right in the middle of the cow's arse.
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife,
'Hey, this looks like yours!''
'I don't remember much after that'
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion,
Multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron
Wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to
You?'
'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my
Wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our
Golf balls into a field of cattle.
We went to look for them and while I was looking
Around I noticed one of the cows had something white
At its rear end.'
'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough,
There was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it -
Stuck right in the middle of the cow's arse.
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife,
'Hey, this looks like yours!''
'I don't remember much after that'
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