A double dose of Viagra

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A man went to the doctor's office to get a double dose of Viagra.The
doctor told him that he couldn't allow him a double dose. 'Why not?'
asked the man. Because it's not safe,' replied the doctor. 'But I need
it really bad,' said the man. 'Well, why do you need it so badly?'
asked the doctor.The man said, 'My girlfriend is coming into town on
Friday; my ex-wife will be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home
on Sunday. Can't you see? I must have a double dose.' The doctor
finally relented saying, 'Okay, I'll give it to you, but youhave to come
in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any
side effects.' On Monday, the man dragged himself in; his right arm in
a sling. The doctor asked, 'What happened to you?' The man said, 'No
one showed up'.

[Kay H Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Kay H]

That is a riot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is funny is that this could happen

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What is funny is that this could happen

All this time, Frank, I've thought you were left-handed.

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All this time, Frank, I've thought you were left-handed.

Nope I am right handed. Want to shake hands

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Nope I am right handed. Want to shake hands

You need to shake hands with Phillip Roth.

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You need to shake hands with Phillip Roth.

I have no idea who that is.

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I have no idea who that is.

wrote "Portnoy's Complaint".

After Portnoy's Complaint was released a female critic (IIRC she was with the NY Times) wrote that if she ever met Roth at a dinner party, she would have to think twice before shaking his hand.

[wackymother Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close wackymother]

I got it. I was kind of impressed, Steve. Now can you guys STTTTTOOOOPPPP? Because you're really grossing me out. Thanks!

[Joe L Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Joe L]

Soo funny, thanks godfather.