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    DON'T PEE IN THE FLOWER BEDS

    A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two
    plastic garbage bags, one in each hand.

    There's a hole in one of the bags, and once in a while a
    $20 bill flies out of it onto the pavement.

    Noticing this, a policeman stops her. 'Ma'am, there are $20
    bills falling out of that bag...'

    'Darn!' says the little old lady.....'I'd better go back
    and see if I can find some of them. Thanks for the
    warning!'

    'Well, now, not so fast,' says the cop. ! 'How did you get
    all that money? Did you steal it?'

    'Oh, no', says the little old lady. 'You see, my back yard
    backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium.
    Each time there's a game; a lot of fans come and pee in the
    bushes, right into my flower beds!'

    So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge
    clipper, and each time someone sticks his thingy through the
    bushes, I say '$20 or off it comes!' '

    'Hey, not a bad idea!' laughs the cop. 'Good luck!' By the
    way, what's in the other bag?'

    'Well', says the little old lady, 'Not all of them pay.
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