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A magician is on stage on a cruise liner, every night as he is doing his thing, the parrot that the Captain owns is sitting on his perch heckling him. Yelling, "It's up his sleeve" or "It's in his other hand". The Magician is getting quite annoyed by this but it is the Captians bird so he doesn't say anything. Fifth day out, they hit an iceburg and the ship sinks. The magician ends up on the same lifeboat as the Parrot. They sit a glower at each other for two days when the parrot finally says," OK, I give, what'd you do with the boat?"
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