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    IMPORTANT HEALTH ISSUE FOR WOMEN

    Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
    Do you suffer from shyness?
    Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

    If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
    pharmacist about Margaritas.

    Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
    about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of
    your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to
    do just about anything.

    You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a
    regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you
    from living the life you want to live.

    Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
    discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start
    living, with Margaritas.

    Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
    nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind
    nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

    Side effects may include:

    - Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration
    - Erotic lustfulness
    - Loss of motor control
    - Loss of clothing
    - Loss of money
    - Loss of virginity
    - Attraction to the same sex
    - Table dancing
    - Headache
    - Dehydration
    - Dry mouth
    - And a desire to sing Karaoke


    WARNING:
    The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering
    when you are not.

    WARNING:
    The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over
    and over again that you
    love them.

    WARNING:
    The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.

    WARNING:
    The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically
    converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
    Lawren
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    There are many wonderful places in the world, but one of my favourite places is on the back of my horse.
    - Rolf Kopfle

  • #2
    Hysterical !

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    • #3
      last comment is the best ! But great !
      G

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      • #4
        It's been my experience that wine is equally effective!

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        • #5
          Sending this to everyone.
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          • #6
            Too funny
            Kay H

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            • #7
              Lawren,
              ROTFLMAO.
              Fern Modena
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              No one can make you feel inferior without your permission--Eleanor Roosevelt

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              • #8
                Good one!

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                • #9
                  Great joke! Maybe we can get the boss at work to chip in for an ice machine so we can make frozen margaritas on our breaks!

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                  • #10
                    Lol

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