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A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning
coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession
approaching the nearby cemetery.
A long black hearse was followed by a second long black
hearse about 50 feet behind the first one.
Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit
bull on a leash.
Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women
walking single file.
The woman was so curious that she respectfully approached
the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for
your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but
I have never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is
it?
""My husband's.""
What happened to him?"
The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed
him."
She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second
hearse?"
The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was
trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between
the two women.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Get in line."
coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession
approaching the nearby cemetery.
A long black hearse was followed by a second long black
hearse about 50 feet behind the first one.
Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit
bull on a leash.
Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women
walking single file.
The woman was so curious that she respectfully approached
the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for
your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but
I have never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is
it?
""My husband's.""
What happened to him?"
The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed
him."
She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second
hearse?"
The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was
trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between
the two women.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Get in line."
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