Men have better friends.

[vintner Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close vintner]

Friendship among Women:

A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.


Friendship among Men:

A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.

[RESORT2ME Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close RESORT2ME]

That's my story and I'm stickin to it!

[bigfrank Administrator Find all posts View Profile Close bigfrank]

That's my story and I'm stickin to it!

[PigsDad Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close PigsDad]

A friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move the body.

[BILL_B Member Find all posts View Profile Close BILL_B]

A friend will come and bail you out of jail. A good friend will be handcuffed on the bench beside you saying " Damn, that was a hell of a lot of fun wasn't it? "

[lawren2 Malibu Beach Barbie & A Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close lawren2]

That woman needs to choose her friends more carefully.