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The Polite Way to Pee
> The Polite Way to Pee
>
> During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach
> good manners, asked her students the following question:
>
> 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a
> nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go
> to the bathroom?'
>
> Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
>
> The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude
> and impolite.'
> 'What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
>
> Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to
> the bathroom. I'll be right back.'
> 'That's better, but it's still not very nice to
> say the word bathroom at the dinner table.'
> 'And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for
> once and show us your good manners?'
> 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a MO
> ment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine,
> whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'
>
> The teacher fainted.
>
> During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach
> good manners, asked her students the following question:
>
> 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a
> nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go
> to the bathroom?'
>
> Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
>
> The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude
> and impolite.'
> 'What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
>
> Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to
> the bathroom. I'll be right back.'
> 'That's better, but it's still not very nice to
> say the word bathroom at the dinner table.'
> 'And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for
> once and show us your good manners?'
> 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a MO
> ment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine,
> whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'
>
> The teacher fainted.