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A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered. "Once, on a
trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of
bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground."
I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the #### out of all of you!"
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple minutes ago . . ."
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered. "Once, on a
trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of
bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground."
I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the #### out of all of you!"
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple minutes ago . . ."
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