Maid Asked for a Raise ?

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The wife was very upset about this and asked: 'Now Maria,
why do you want a pay increase?'
Maria: 'Well Senora, there are three reasons why I want
an
increase.
The first is that I iron better than you.'

Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'

Maria: 'Your husband said so.'

Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than
you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook
than me?'

Maria: 'Your husband did.'

Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than
you.'
Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that
as well?'
Maria: 'No Senora, the gardener did.'

She got the raise.