Going to Melbourne with a Blonde

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A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a Blonde in Economy Class gets
up & moves to the First Class section and sits down


The Flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket.




She then tells the Blonde passenger that she will have to return to her
Economy seat.




The Blonde replies, 'I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne
and I'm staying right here!'


The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and
co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class who
belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat.


The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because
she only paid

for economy, she is only entitled to an Economy seat and she will have
to return to her original seat.



The Blonde replies, 'I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne
and I'm staying right here!'


Exasperated the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no use and that he
probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest

the Blonde who won't listen to reason.




'You say she's blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to a blonde, and I
speak blonde!'



The pilot goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says,


'Oh I'm sorry - I had no idea', gets up and moves back to her s
eat in
Economy.


The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said
to make her move without any fuss.




The pilot replied, 'I told her First Class isn't going to Melbourne