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Jacob, age 92 and Rebecca, age 89 living in Florida are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a short stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drug store. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers "Yes."
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about suppositories".
Pharmacisr: "You bet".
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large supply. The works".
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson"s?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely".
Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We sure do".
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes".
Jacob: "Adult diapers?"
Pharmacist: "Sure".
Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our bridal registry".
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Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers "Yes."
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about suppositories".
Pharmacisr: "You bet".
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large supply. The works".
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson"s?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely".
Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We sure do".
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes".
Jacob: "Adult diapers?"
Pharmacist: "Sure".
Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our bridal registry".
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Kay H