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RESORT2ME
Posting Member
100+ Posts Club
This Should Explain It All...
A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have
an oil shortage here in our country .
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in
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ALASKA
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California
~~~
Coastal Florida
~~~
Coastal Louisiana
~~~
Kansas
~~~
Oklahoma
~~~
Pennsylvania
and
Texas
~~~
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BUT
Our
DIPSTICKS
are located in
Washington DC
NOT funny, really.
RESORT2ME
Posting Member
100+ Posts Club
This Should Explain It All...
A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have
an oil shortage here in our country .
~~~
Well, there's a very simple answer.
~~~
Nobody bothered to check the oil.
~~~
We just didn't know we were getting low.
~~~
The reason for that is purely geographical.
~~~
Our OIL is located in
~~~
ALASKA
~~~
California
~~~
Coastal Florida
~~~
Coastal Louisiana
~~~
Kansas
~~~
Oklahoma
~~~
Pennsylvania
and
Texas
~~~
~~~
BUT
Our
DIPSTICKS
are located in
Washington DC
NOT funny, really.