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I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, you
know, start out dead, get it out of the way. You wake up in an old age
home, feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too
healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a
gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young
enough to enjoy your retirement.
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>You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous (hey,
you've only got a few years left, what's the big deal?) and you get
ready for High School.
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>You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 mont hs floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and then you finish off as an orgasm.
know, start out dead, get it out of the way. You wake up in an old age
home, feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too
healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a
gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young
enough to enjoy your retirement.
>
>You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous (hey,
you've only got a few years left, what's the big deal?) and you get
ready for High School.
>
>You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 mont hs floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and then you finish off as an orgasm.
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