Facts To know

[brother coony Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close brother coony]

GOTTA LOVE THAT PIG.

>> *SUBJECT: SEX,*
>> ** *and now that I have your attention read on ....................*
>> **
>> *If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
>> enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
>> **
>> (Hardly seems worth it.)
>> ** ** ***
>> *
>> **If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
>> produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
>> **
>> (Now that's more like it!)
>> ** ** ***
**The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body
>> to squirt blood 30 feet.
>> **
>> (O.M.G.!)**
>> ** ** ***
>> *
>> **A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes..**
>> **
>> (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)** ***
>> * *
>> **A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
>> death. (Creepy.)**
>> **
>> (I'm still not over the pig.)**
>> ** ** ***
>> *Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
>> **
>> (Don't try this at home, maybe at work) **
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>> **The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to
>> its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
>> **
>> ("Honey, I'm home. What the..?!")
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*The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping
>> the length of a football field.
>> **
>> (30 minutes...lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
>> ** ** ***
>> *The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.. **
>> **
>> **(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)** ** ***
>> * *
>> **Some lions mate over 50 times a day.**
>> **
>> (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)** ***
>> * *
>> *Butterflies taste with their feet.
>> **
>> (Something I always wanted to know.)** ** ***
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>> *The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
>> **
>> (Hmmmmmm..)** ***
>> * *
>> *Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
>> people. **
>> **
>> (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)** ***
>> * *
>> *Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. **
>> **
>> (okay, so that would be a good thing)** ***
>> * *
>> *A cat's urine glows under a black light.
>> **
>> (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) ***
>> * *
>> *An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
>> **
>> (** I know some people like that.)** ***
>> * *
>> *Starfish have no brains
>> **
>> (I know some people like that too.)** ** ***
>> * *
>> *Polar bears are left-handed.
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>> (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer) ** ***
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>> *Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. **
>> **
>> (What about that pig??)
>> ** ** ***

[itchyfeet Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close itchyfeet]

Too funny!