The value of a Catholic education

[bigfrank Administrator Find all posts View Profile Close bigfrank]

The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil (this is too cute)...

Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in her religious education class. Usually she slept through the lesson. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. 'Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?'

When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

'God Almighty!' shouted Mary Margaret. The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class.


A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, 'Who is our Lord and Savoir?' But Mary didn't stir from her slumber once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt with the pencil. 'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.

The Nun asked her a third question...

'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?' Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'



The nun fainted...

[lawren2 Malibu Beach Barbie & A Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close lawren2]

and here I was thinking I'll never wear plaid again in my life after 12 years of it.

Cute one Frank!

[bnoble Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close bnoble]

This reminds me of a quote from my high school's "Vocations" class.

Father Crowley was giving the lecture. Fr. C. was a newly-ordained priest, young, and quite attractive. He was talking about the call to Religious life, and going over the vows that most orders ask their members to take. One student, hoping to embarrass him, asked, "Well, Father, if we've already, you know, can we still become priests?"

Father Crowley did not bat an eye, but responded, "Son, we take a vow of Chastity, not Virginity."

Class dismissed.

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This reminds me of a quote from my high school's "Vocations" class.

Father Crowley was giving the lecture. Fr. C. was a newly-ordained priest, young, and quite attractive. He was talking about the call to Religious life, and going over the vows that most orders ask their members to take. One student, hoping to embarrass him, asked, "Well, Father, if we've already, you know, can we still become priests?"

Father Crowley did not bat an eye, but responded, "Son, we take a vow of Chastity, not Virginity."

Class dismissed.

The "G" rating here curtails my true thoughts on that one Brian.

[bnoble Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close bnoble]

Yeah, there's another story from that same class, but it can't be told in this forum.

Funny as all get out, though.