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Subject: FW: AN ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION
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> 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl',
>
>
> The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Franco Caucci ?'
>
> 'Yes, Father, it is.'
>
> 'And who was the girl you were with?'
>
> 'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'.
>
> "Well, Franco, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you
> may as well tell me now. Was it Connie Minetti ? 'I cannot say.'
>
> 'Was it Sonia Mazzarelli?'
>
> 'I'll never tell.'
>
> 'Was it Rosanna Capelli?'
>
> 'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
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> 'Was it Josie Piriano?'
>
> 'My lips are sealed.'
>
> 'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'
>
> 'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
>
> The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I
> admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone.
>
> You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave
> yourself.'
>
> Franco walks back to his pew, and his friend Dino slides over and
> whispers, 'What'd you get?'
>
> 'Four months vacation and five good leads.'
>
>
> 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl',
>
>
> The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Franco Caucci ?'
>
> 'Yes, Father, it is.'
>
> 'And who was the girl you were with?'
>
> 'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'.
>
> "Well, Franco, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you
> may as well tell me now. Was it Connie Minetti ? 'I cannot say.'
>
> 'Was it Sonia Mazzarelli?'
>
> 'I'll never tell.'
>
> 'Was it Rosanna Capelli?'
>
> 'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
>
> 'Was it Josie Piriano?'
>
> 'My lips are sealed.'
>
> 'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'
>
> 'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
>
> The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I
> admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone.
>
> You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave
> yourself.'
>
> Franco walks back to his pew, and his friend Dino slides over and
> whispers, 'What'd you get?'
>
> 'Four months vacation and five good leads.'
>
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