What Is Your Favorite Alcoholic Beverage?

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Imagine what the response would have been if the thread title had included sex. Something like "What is your favorite alcoholic beverage to promote sex?"

Long live Jose Cuervo


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Side effects may include ...incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of clothing, loss of money, table dancing, and a desire to sing Karaoke

Now THOSE were the days; except we didn't have Karaoke back then we had to HOWL along with the jukebox.

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Long live Jose Cuervo
Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®. ...

Warning to men about "Beer"

Subject: Beer

Police warn all single men, party-goers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A new date rape drug on the market called "beer" is used by many females to target unsuspecting men.

The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available anywhere. "Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them.

Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking "beer" men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that something bad occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."

Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory female.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. Click here to E-mail this page to a friend.

to forward this warning to a friend of yours!However, if you fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like minded guys.

For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the Yellow pages.

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Now THOSE were the days; except we didn't have Karaoke back then we had to HOWL along with the jukebox.

I thought you looked familiar!!!

[LynnW Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close LynnW]

I like a cold beer especially after golf on a hot day or when we're in Mexico. Usually drink light beer at home ( have to watch those calories ) In Mexico it's the real stuff.

With dinner any kind of dry red or white wine except at a Mexican restaurant where I'll have a Margarita.

Also enjoy a Vodka Tonic or other Vodka drinks.

This does seem to be a popular subject

Lynn

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Long live Jose Cuervo


Tequila® may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®. However, women who wouldn't mind nursi ng or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

When DH and I were driving from Nashville to Pigeon Forge this summer, we had to listen to ALOT of country music. One of my favorite songs was called "Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off":

She said I?m going out with my girlfriends
Marguerite is at the holiday inn
Oh have mercy my only thought
Was tequila makes her clothes fall off
I told her put an extra layer on
I know what happens when she drinks patron?
Her closets missing half the things she bought
Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off

She?ll start by kicking out of her shoes
Lose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink

Them panty hose aint gonna last too long
If the dj puts bon jovi on
She might come home in a table cloth
Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off

She can handle any champagne brunch
A bridal shower with Bacardi punch
Jello shooters full of Smirnoff
But tequila makes her clothes fall off

She?ll start by kicking out of her shoes
Lose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink

She don?t mean nothing
She just havin fun
Tomorrow she say oh what have I done
Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost
Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off
Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off
Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off