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The Pasta Diet

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  • The Pasta Diet

    1) You walka pasta da bakery.
    2) You walka pasta da candy store.
    3) You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
    4) You walka pasta da table and fridge.

    And for those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word
    on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all the
    conflicting medical studies:
    1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
    than Americans.
    2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
    than Americans.
    3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
    attacks than Americans
    4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer
    fewer heart attacks than Americans.
    5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausage and
    suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

    CONCLUSION:
    Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what
    kills you!
    Robert
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