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  • Wonderful comment on Derek Jeter's defense

    Derek Jeter is a fantastic ballplayer, but by all objective criteria plays horrid defense. He carries a wonderful defensive reputation because he makes a lot of plays that look spectactular, but most of those wonderful plays are situations that are routine for even an average shortstop.

    Which is prelude for this wonderful analogy about Derek Jeter's defensive reputation:

    Derek Jeter's defense is like a pair silicon breasts under a sweater.... close examination by discerning parties reveals a horrifying abomination, while those who don't want to look too closely (or who don't care) are thrilled with the illusion...
    “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

    “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

    “You shouldn't wear that body.”

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    "If a Nation expects to be ignorant and free in a state of civilization, it expects what never was and never will be.... If we are to guard against ignorance and remain free, it is the responsibility of every American to be informed."
    -- Thomas Jefferson to Col. Yancey, 1816

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    • #3
      Thanks for the really good laugh!!

      Sue
      Perpetual Motion ~ Going Nowhere Fast!!

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      • #4
        Nicknames for ballplayers are popular - David "Big Papi" Ortiz and Randy "Big Unit" Johnson.

        Derek Jeter's sobriquet, you wonder??? Derek "Just Past a Diving" Jeter.
        “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

        “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

        “You shouldn't wear that body.”

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        • #5
          I know nothing about sports, so when I saw the title of this thread, I thought Derek Jeter was yet another athlete accused of a felony and the comment was about his legal defense! Glad to hear it's just about his playing ability!

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