Wine VS Water

[bigfrank Administrator Find all posts View Profile Close bigfrank]

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...

And those who don't and are always

seen with a bottle of water in their hand.




As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,

In beer there is freedom,

In water there is bacteria.




In a number of carefully controlled trials,

Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink

1 litre of water each day,

At the end of the year we would have absorbed

More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria

Found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..




However,

We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer

(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)

Because alcohol has to go through a purification process

Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.



Remember:

Water = Poop,

Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,

Than to drink water and be full of shit.




There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a public service!

[chriskre Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close chriskre]

Thanks for this fascinating info:

Now I can have my wine without guilt.

And my beer too.

[longtimer Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close longtimer]

We've been asking for the vending machine at work to be filled with cans of beer rather than soda. I'm much more productive and creative in my writing when I sitting with a glass of wine or beer. Thanks for the info! (Tonight I'll toast you when I'm drinking my glass of wine.)