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Subject: Bottle of Wine....I love it!
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy,
cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally
demolished but amazingly neitherof them are hurt.. God
works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the
man is yelling about women drivers; the woman says, "So you're a man.
That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we
should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest
of our days". Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with
you completely, this must be a sign from God! But your still at
fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive."
The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle.My
car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn'tbreak.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the
man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the
bottle and then hands itback to the woman. The woman takes the
bottle and immediately puts the cork back on, and hands it back to the
man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."
MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are clever, evil
bitches. Don't mess with them.
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy,
cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally
demolished but amazingly neitherof them are hurt.. God
works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the
man is yelling about women drivers; the woman says, "So you're a man.
That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we
should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest
of our days". Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with
you completely, this must be a sign from God! But your still at
fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive."
The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle.My
car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn'tbreak.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the
man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the
bottle and then hands itback to the woman. The woman takes the
bottle and immediately puts the cork back on, and hands it back to the
man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."
MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are clever, evil
bitches. Don't mess with them.